The following application form is for entertainment purposes only. The only real information we need to collect is your X profile and a wallet address, which will be used to identify you on our future FED Leaderboard.
All other questions are entirely voluntary and intended for humorous and satirical purposes. Your responses will not be used for any serious or practical purposes, and we promise not to use them to fuel our plans for world domination (or at least, not yet).
By filling out this form, you are applying to become a part of theFED’s army.