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9.30am. Your guide (we call managers 'guides' here...fun!) asks if you'd like to join her for yoga on the terrace.
Yo-gotta be kidding me
Just try and stop me
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10.30am. Yoga's finished, and your guide offers to blend you a fresh juice.
Kumquat and kiwi, please
Strawberry and banana, please
No thanks, raw fruit retains more fibre
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11.45am. A labrador wanders up to your desk. You're very allergic. What do you do?
Jump up and scream to scare it off
Hug it while discreetly calling for an ambulance
Quietly walk away to safety
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12.20pm. You're lying in a hospital bed. Your guide messages and asks where you are. You reply:
Where are you?
Just went kayaking
Just stepped out for some fresh air
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1.30pm. Stuffed with antihistamines, you return to Isometrify HQ. You're hungry. What do you pick for lunch?
Mac & cheese
Raw spinach
Just a Snickers
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2.10pm. At the coffee bar, you get into a conversation with this guy. He asks about your side hustle. You reply:
Are you making fun of my hip?
I launched a cryptocurrency for toddlers
I run a soup kitchen downtown
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3pm. You discover Isometrify have been secretly selling their customers' dogs' medical data to insurance companies. What do you do?
Immediately leak it to the press
Identify a way to harvest even more data and share with the team
Tell your guide you have some concerns
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3.40pm. Your guide asks you to design an Android version of the Isometrify app in 1 hour. You reply:
1 hour? Let's launch in 20 minutes!
No can do
Could we re-align on the timeline?
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3.55pm. It's someone's birthday and there's (vegan) cake, but you're in the middle of designing the app.
Sing, get cake, keep designing on your iPad
Keep working
Sing, get cake, forget about the app
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4.20pm. A group of colleagues ask your opinion on the last episode of The Sopranos. You reply:
A masterclass in dramatic tension and viewer autonomy
Huh? The Soapanos?
A real letdown
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4.25pm. Someone in your group tells a sexist joke.
File a complaint with HR
Laugh uproariously
Challenge him
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4.50pm. You finish working on the app. A colleague critiques the UX of the bark-o-meter and says it needs more time. You reply:
You're absolutely right
Get a growth mindset!
Move fast and break things!
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5.10pm. Your guide invites you for a beer. You, a non-drinker, reply:
I prefer pints of tequila
I don't believe in the concept of beer
I want a clear head for tomorrow
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5.33pm. On your way out, a colleague asks what you're up to tonight. You reply:
Watching Free Solo
Calling my family to tell them about my 1st day
Mixing my own moustache wax
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